*dunno if this is a thing but I just make it up you will get the gist.
- second nose for smelling stuff behind you
- third eye on the top of your head for watching out for bird poop
- second tongue inside your mouth so you can take off sweet wrappers without using your hands
- third ear on the end of your finger so you can poke it round the door to hear what people are saying about you
Second tongue to eat extreme ass.
could have a second ass too if you wanted to
Would quite like to have a turbonose like a dog.
Is this like a second cock thing, because if so, yeah - one right in the centre of my forehead.
Could go a pair of antennae if you’ve got any going spare.
Would like some of that super hummingbird eyesight
Just imagined brushing my third eye on top of my head while brushing my hair and now my real eyes hurt
I’d like an extra heart please, I need to get my hands on a bit more blood.
I like the idea of being able to sense electricity like a shark, although it’s not very useful I guess. Mantis shrimp super colour vision sounds good
Can I swap that for the power to shut off sensory organs at will?
Ahh fuck. Lucky I don’t brush my hair that much I guess. But maybe a different location for this extra eye would be better.
Reckon it would be pretty useful in all sorts of situations to be actually able to smell or sense fear in a concrete way rather than with some kind of vague intuition or reading of micro expressions
I think it’d be cool if there was an official sense of humour organ - like you’ve got a propeller on your collar bone and when something is funny, it spins round like a novelty bowtie
but it’s just like rapidly rotating comedy flesh
I was thinking about how much you’d get hair in it. I can’t keep my hair out of my eyes most days and that’s with them being on my face in he normal position.
Would like a second nose but right next to the OG. I always get blocked up in bed so never sleep properly. A further two nostrils would surely help.
I reckon that would be no help, just like how when you’ve got a blocked nose it’s no help that you’ve got 2 nostrils and not one. And if you had a runny nose instead it’d be a nightmare