If you could

Take a pill which forever made your farts smell like citrus fruits BUT made them 12 times louder, would you take it?

  • I would
  • I would not
  • I am not sure

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leaning towards yes

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If you were to take this do you think it’d put you off citrus fruits such as oranges and other citrus fruits?

  • I do
  • I do not
  • I am undecided

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You’re brave and that is why I admire you

12 times is a lot
not worth it imo

yeah, maybe i’m underestimating how loud 12x is

like it’ll start shaking the walls and blowing up glasses

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Where would you draw the line and say is a reasonable amount to consider taking it?

1.7x

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I got a permanent ban from a Yahoo group years ago for posting that link.

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an operation which means you now only need to piss once a month, however it takes about 2 hours

  • yes please
  • no thanks
  • dunno

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Would it be widely available? If so we could all take it and it might be a positive thing for us as a society.

I would change my stance on the public toilets thread for starters

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Imagine your need to pee came along at a point where you’re nowhere near any available public toilets. You’d just have to stand there (or squat if you’re a lady - I’ve seen it happen, in Finland), and just let it flow, right there on the street, maybe in a gutter, next to a drain, if you’re not a complete asshole.

That’s already the case

A special pill that makes your tastebuds super sensitive and food taste incredible, but you also have to gain the smelling super powers of a dog

  • Mate that’s win-win
  • No smells are mostly gross
  • I don’t think the taste thing would even be that good
  • Undecided

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In certain towns, I guess. Not in leafy, middle class Crouch End, though.

I’d nudge that down to 1.68x

I think if this fart pill did exist the amount of people spiking other folks as a prank would be rife. Everyone would end up with absolute bum trumpets

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Amazed that @rich-t is the only non-coward out of the lot of us