#23

I am the person whose diet is comprised of Monster. I love it and the synthetic smell and I am fed up of people offering their unsolicited health advice when they see me with a can. Fuck off lads, it’s not my fault coffee tastes and smells like arse!!

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#24

Would you know just what to do or where to keep it?

#25

Energy drinks are just coffee for babies though, aren’t they?

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#26

I’m not going to get up in somebody’s business if they drink Monster. It’s just one of those things that I find personally disgusting to partake in, but have to accept other people enjoy it for some reason, same with sport.

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#27

Monster Ultra is great. Its the best of the diet sodas

#28

Exactly! I’m not gonna rush up to someone with a fresh coffee and shout URGHHHH THAT SMELLS FUCKING RANK AND LOOKS LIKE MY BOWELS WHEN I’M ILL, everyone needs to stay in their lane tbqh. Tea drinkers are definitely the worst, constantly yapping on about tea and trying to indoctrinate you AND then offering their big opinions about your health because you drink one energy drink a day, dickheads. This is why I will never drink tea.

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#29

I never veer from my beloved original can because I don’t like the taste of other energy drinks, but I’m glad you like it!

#30

Ever had chai tea? You hear a lot of new age shit about it, but the only time I bought one I tried to send it back because I thought they’d put half of something else in there, turns out no it’s intentionally an upsetting combo of two tastes that don’t go. Bizarre.

#31

Chai Tea is amazing, even better with Baileys

#32

:smiley: it’s actually the one thing I will drink (as a chai latte anyway)

#33

i’m not going to tell someone what to do but there’s no fucking way those things can be doing you any good. nothing to do with the taste, they just look like they’ll strip paint… feels awful seeing school kids necking them

#34

Luckily for everyone’s peace of mind, I’m not drinking it for the health benefits!!

#35

Might get a s/f red bull at lunch, it’s been a while.

(Coffee people are just as obnoxious as energy drink people, let’s not pretend otherwise, and it’s all just stupid juice to keep us awake because life is so unrelenting stupid, there are no points here either way)

#36

Dont have people that drink energy drinks looking down on people and constantly smuggly procclaiming they’d never touch that toxic rubbish whilst they slowly kill themselves with milk sugar and caffiene

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#37

But the earthy aromas

#38

Fucking casuals

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#39

Pfft, I take mine black. My slow death is both exotic and pure.

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#40

Also its known that people only drink coffee so they can avoid doing work. Bone idle wankers

(I dont believe this, or DO I?)

I love a latte though

#41

Absolutely not

Sent from my iPhone in my kitchen where I’m actually currently making a coffee to avoid work

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#42

Introducing a THIRD strong incongruous taste? This is twisting my melon, man.

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