If you had to eat a human who would you choose?


#1

Hayley Joel Osment for me


#2

One of the vegetarians probably


#3

Are we cooking person or just getting stuck in?


#4

Whatever you fancy really?


#5

eddie hall


#6

Someone chubby but not too fat and who leads a pretty easy life.

Not myself though.


#7

The Queen


#8

bit minging, she’s been dead since christmas


#9

Would secure a place in the history books though eh


#10

How much of them do you have to eat?


#11

wonder if she would taste like swans


#13

This is another part of my thinking in all honesty, reckon a lifetime of chowing down on swan has made her meat quite tender


#14

One thigh and a bum cheek


#15

Someone fleshy but not riddled with fat I never liked marbled meat


#16

Maybe I’d do a Turducken type thing. Tom Cruise inside Midge Ure inside Jon Goodman. Something like that.


#17

Non smoker ideally. Was talking about this the other day actually, I would not hesitate to eat a person if it meant surviving. Don’t know what this says about me


#18

David Cameron


#19

i’ve never heard it called Turducken but i know what you’re talking about


#20

I’m lead to believe he tastes a bit like pork.


#21

*Christmas 1993