Hayley Joel Osment for me
One of the vegetarians probably
Are we cooking person or just getting stuck in?
Whatever you fancy really?
Someone chubby but not too fat and who leads a pretty easy life.
Not myself though.
bit minging, she’s been dead since christmas
Would secure a place in the history books though eh
How much of them do you have to eat?
wonder if she would taste like swans
This is another part of my thinking in all honesty, reckon a lifetime of chowing down on swan has made her meat quite tender
One thigh and a bum cheek
Maybe I’d do a Turducken type thing. Tom Cruise inside Midge Ure inside Jon Goodman. Something like that.
i’ve never heard it called Turducken but i know what you’re talking about
I’m lead to believe he tastes a bit like pork.
He’s the perfect choice. Not too old, pampered life, right sort of plump build so he’s bound to be the right consistency but also plenty of him to go around, completely evil berk so no guilt involved.