If you had to eat a human who would you choose?

Hayley Joel Osment for me

One of the vegetarians probably

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Are we cooking person or just getting stuck in?

Whatever you fancy really?

eddie hall

Someone chubby but not too fat and who leads a pretty easy life.

Not myself though.

The Queen

bit minging, she’s been dead since christmas

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Would secure a place in the history books though eh

How much of them do you have to eat?

wonder if she would taste like swans

This is another part of my thinking in all honesty, reckon a lifetime of chowing down on swan has made her meat quite tender

One thigh and a bum cheek

Maybe I’d do a Turducken type thing. Tom Cruise inside Midge Ure inside Jon Goodman. Something like that.

David Cameron

i’ve never heard it called Turducken but i know what you’re talking about

I’m lead to believe he tastes a bit like pork.

*Christmas 1993

Andy Fordham

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He’s the perfect choice. Not too old, pampered life, right sort of plump build so he’s bound to be the right consistency but also plenty of him to go around, completely evil berk so no guilt involved.