#9

Would secure a place in the history books though eh

#10

How much of them do you have to eat?

#11

wonder if she would taste like swans

#13

This is another part of my thinking in all honesty, reckon a lifetime of chowing down on swan has made her meat quite tender

#14

One thigh and a bum cheek

#16

Maybe I’d do a Turducken type thing. Tom Cruise inside Midge Ure inside Jon Goodman. Something like that.

#18

David Cameron

#19

i’ve never heard it called Turducken but i know what you’re talking about

#20

I’m lead to believe he tastes a bit like pork.

#21

*Christmas 1993

#22

Andy Fordham

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#23

He’s the perfect choice. Not too old, pampered life, right sort of plump build so he’s bound to be the right consistency but also plenty of him to go around, completely evil berk so no guilt involved.

#24

One forearm would keep a family fed for a year

#25

someone tender, who would be tender?

#27

i can’t even stomach listening to him anymore

#28

Tom Cruise in Cocktail

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#29

Audrey Hepburn is having “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”, you don’t really get trailers like that anymore which is a shame

#30

Gwyneth Paltrow, seems to have a fairly healthy lifestyle

Maybe Moby for similar reasons.

#31

Sir Bradley Wiggins. Free drugs, obviously.

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#34

Chuck Norris is MISSING IN ACTION

yeah.

proper trailers. proper haircuts (mullets)