If you had to live inside a soap

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as in, your life enters the universe of a soap.

  • Eastenders
  • Coronation Street
  • Emmerdale
  • Hollyoaks

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Emmerdale is very picturesque, looks like a nice place to live

not picking Hollyoaks as everyone seems to have about an 80% chance of being murdered

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Neighbours

Sorry for not using your poll

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Was gonna say this.
Never any real big dramas really. Everything’s low stakes and most of the characters are a gbol.

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the least believable thing about Eastenders is the idea that anyone in London speaks to their neighbours

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BE easy to stop the murdered tho.
Isn’t it always just the one cast member who is not under 40 with model looks?

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fucking emmerdale?! stuck in the arse end of nowhere with nothing but a weirdly closely built village, and nothing but murderous farmers and millionaire landowners surrounding you?

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Britain 2021 :wink::+1:

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really could have used the entire quote.

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I very nearly did tbf :smiley:

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actually i might lose my mind a bit living there

presumably if i live in Eastenders i can still hop on the tube and to go Rough Trade or wherever?

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eastenders you’ve got the ‘square’ and the tube. corrie, i reckon you’d be able to escape without much hassle.

emmerdale farm tho…

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Corrie it is then.

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very difficult to go about your day without somebody asking you to mind the stall for them though

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https://www.independent.ie/incoming/0fc18/29105776.ece/AUTOCROP/w1240h700/curly.jpg

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I’ve told you mate, stop taking unsolicited photos of me!

Edit: just think Manchester is preferable to London. Rovers seems nicer than the Vic. Manchester is a good city and could go to the football.

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really good point. also see the caf, the pub or the mechanics.

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never once during the 10 years i lived in london was I asked to ‘mind the stall’ :frowning:

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Eastenders because it seems like quite a friendly community, everyone goes down the pub every night, we all get our fruit and veg from the market, feels like quite a good way of living. Might get murdered every Christmas time but it’s a risk I’m willing to take.

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I would reply back “You mind your stall” in a Phil Mitchell style.

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