Eastenders would just be abject misery
Emmerdale you could probably enjoy a covert hump behind some cows but other than that pure boredom
I reckon Coronation St would be a laugh. I’d try and teach Roy Cropper how to use Ableton personally but you never know when Pat Phelan will kill you in a freak plumbing accident as part of one of his long-running schemes. Best to steer clear, I bet Ken Barlow’s lad can install Audacity on Roy’s PC anyway