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just having bit parts in other stories. looking shocked at some drama in the caf. being in the background of a barney in the vic <3

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I’d love to live in Eastenders actually

And doing a bit of dancing on the side
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A life well lived imo

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Anyone remember Late Night Coranation street when Steve McDonald came to Brighton in a goatee and parked illegally

Easy this one. It’s Eastenders, because the first second of the opening credits shows a world where my office doesn’t exist.

such a mystery, that peninsula of secrets

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Would rather the queen vic to the rovers any day, sorry not sorry

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Get a bag in with Phil it’d be quite the episode

The Rovers isn’t a very nice looking pub inside is it

Though I do think The Vic looks cold

This thread has me imagining what it’d be like to be trapped in a massive bar of Imperial Leather, like Han Solo, but cleaner

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Woolpack looks like a nice enough pub

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Sunset Beach for me.

Not EastEnders. Seems like it’s always people arguing or having tense conversations in dark, flat lighting.

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I was about to say I’d happily be entombed in a huge vat of Lush’s Rose Jam

I would have said El Dorado, but somewhere like that would be stuffed with Gammons these days, who don’t understand the irony of moaning about immigration

Hollyoaks innit

Sexy antics and then an indie disco blows up

What more could you want

And no risk of getting hassled by Pat Phelan

Eastenders would just be abject misery

Emmerdale you could probably enjoy a covert hump behind some cows but other than that pure boredom

I reckon Coronation St would be a laugh. I’d try and teach Roy Cropper how to use Ableton personally but you never know when Pat Phelan will kill you in a freak plumbing accident as part of one of his long-running schemes. Best to steer clear, I bet Ken Barlow’s lad can install Audacity on Roy’s PC anyway

Crossroads, I wouldn’t have to travel far, but honestly I think I’d end up murdering everyone in that quaint little Midlands hotel

Proper yam yam Jack Torrance stylee

Not pleasant and neither would they have the budget to do the concept justice if I’m being honest. I’m hacking the door with an axe and you can clearly see the fucker’s made of rice paper - and i mean the axe, not the ruddy door! The door is just a runner wearing a sandwich board that says “DOOR” on it

There really is a lack of investment in media outside of London, it’s a big contributor to the divisions in the UK and certainly to the industry’s ongoing problems with equality and fair representation