Good with heights, really good balance, sign me up.
Box office
I’d like a little tent with loads of incense where I could tell cryptic fortunes
and an ethically sourced monkey paw (necessary amputation after banana accident)
stilts
Fortune teller
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wears mainly black
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mysterious
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great accessories (earrings, headscarves, necklaces, rings)
Tell me my fortune please
(and I don’t want to hear anymore about this tall dark stranger)
We now have three fortune tellers so I’m upgrading one of you to mystic knife thrower too
Me me
Now i need someone to be tied to a rotating board while i chuck knives at - sorry, around them. Any volunteers?
I can get him one of those nice fluffy headresses
You can’t do that to a professional elephant, we’re endangered
please just dont feed epimer dairy again
His father, Tom Major, was an acrobat and there’s an apocryphal tale about David Bowie seeing his name in a circus programme.
Clown car driver so I get to beep the horn and the doors fall off.
unbearded man
HR
I’ll take stilt walker
I’m probably not going to sleep with you