If you had to run away and join the circus, which job would you take?

Good with heights, really good balance, sign me up.

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Box office

I’d like a little tent with loads of incense where I could tell cryptic fortunes

and an ethically sourced monkey paw (necessary amputation after banana accident)

stilts

Fortune teller

  • wears mainly black

  • mysterious

  • great accessories (earrings, headscarves, necklaces, rings)

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Tell me my fortune please

(and I don’t want to hear anymore about this tall dark stranger)

We now have three fortune tellers so I’m upgrading one of you to mystic knife thrower too

Me me

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Now i need someone to be tied to a rotating board while i chuck knives at - sorry, around them. Any volunteers?

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@Epimer?

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I can get him one of those nice fluffy headresses

You can’t do that to a professional elephant, we’re endangered

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please just dont feed epimer dairy again

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His father, Tom Major, was an acrobat and there’s an apocryphal tale about David Bowie seeing his name in a circus programme.

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Clown car driver so I get to beep the horn and the doors fall off.

unbearded man

HR

I’ll take stilt walker

I’m probably not going to sleep with you

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