This has been an original question thought of and posed by @Antpocalypsenow
Not given it much thought but probably dromedary.
(a lion really but couldn’t see one)
@Xylopwn is already training his cat to sit on his head.
I did my GCSE IT powerpoint presentation on dromedaries.
do we have to wear the pelt on our head?
I actually don’t think I’d swap my head hair for anything. maybe peace in the universe forever.
No, you can just be a bald pelt owner if you like.
Shall I take this or would I be stepping on your toes?
Already fielded it, thanks, man. You’re a class act.
I’m already pretty bald so this just sounds like free pelt to me
Ask any child what color a polar bear is and s/he will exclaim, “white” with great enthusiasm, but truth be told, their fur is actually transparent and holds no color. It only appears white because it reflects visible light
It’s alright I mainly hang out in places with visible light in
Mostly they look sort yellowy white. Like snow someone pissed in.
Whichever one is most endangered.
Alternatively - Fox. Obviously.
IT’S NOT GOING TO LOOK PISSY!!!