what would the theme be? The vibes? I would like to hear about it please.
I think my theme would be “comfort”. So, cheese toasties, foods with mashed potato, homemade soups. The sort of food that feels like a hug from your Mum.
The interior would be eclectic and eccentric, plates not matching, that sort of thing. Bit like a Nan’s living room. Lots of silly ornaments of poodles and such.
Straight in there, have to respect it
Mine would have a secret app where you could look up pictures of everything
Ooooh, that’s a good idea! Would make deciding easier
my dad has started making quality breads since his retirement so the plan has been to set him to work making huge quantities of it.
And since this is completely hypothetical I’d serve a menu of all my favourites. FNC, MNC, afternoon tea, etc etc. Forget the overpriced wine menu, it’d all be cocktails and fun drinks.
Still reckon there’s a market for a hipster/carvery fusion. Beef/gammon/chicken but also craft beers and decent side orders
This may or may not still be somewhere in the pipeline btw (not the pasty and cider bit but a pub in the village).
Menu would be a set 2 or 3 plat du jour job, no choice (apart from veggie option).
Decor would be Aztec zone from crystal maze.
Cocktails: never overpriced anywhere
Not compared to £30 for the cheapest bottle of wine
Yesssss! Would be a very loyal customer of your restaurant, that sounds great to me
Well yeah that’s true. Can I have a signature cider cocktail on the menu?