If you love somethingorother so much, why don't you MARRY IT?

what things would you marry if it wasn’t impossible?

Honestly nothing. Why would I want to?

mate, it’s a novel way of listing things you like, that’s all. I’ll put you down for marrying cheekyness.


Jaffa Cakes and Grim Fandango.


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Julia Louis-Dreyfus

8 hours sleep


Well I am fond of cheekyness.

Do you think it’d be interested in me though? Feels like I’m punching above my weight here.

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Checkyness would pretend it’s not, just to annoy you.


what are you marrying in this picture?

Celebration of tory values innit




I think it’s fairly self-explanatory.

France and I would make it take my name.


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Holidaying in the south of Balonz sounds fucking grim.