If you love somethingorother so much, why don't you MARRY IT?

eggs

#1

what things would you marry if it wasn’t impossible?


#2

Honestly nothing. Why would I want to?


#3

mate, it’s a novel way of listing things you like, that’s all. I’ll put you down for marrying cheekyness.


#4

Jaffa Cakes and Grim Fandango.


#5

:coffee:


#6

Julia Louis-Dreyfus


#7

8 hours sleep


#8

:coffee:
:bike:


#9

Well I am fond of cheekyness.

Do you think it’d be interested in me though? Feels like I’m punching above my weight here.


#10


#11

Checkyness would pretend it’s not, just to annoy you.


#12

:burrito:


#13

what are you marrying in this picture?


#14

Celebration of tory values innit


#15

:heart_eyes:


#16

:pizza:


#17

I think it’s fairly self-explanatory.


#18

France and I would make it take my name.


#19

:wine_glass:


#20

Holidaying in the south of Balonz sounds fucking grim.