If you owned a pub/ bar, what would you call it?


#1

The Paperboy’s Elbow
The Beezer
The Keep The Change Mate


#2

Free the paedos


#4

Did it have a shorter nickname?


#5

The Brexit


#7

drowned in sound


#8

Couldn’t we just compromise on something like The Swan & Paedo?


#9

Not on the house


#10

The Bowl of Rice


#11

She-She Lounge.


#12

The SOAWJO Arms


#13

The TST


#14

Uncle Kitsch’s Family Drink Hole


#15

Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Balonz


#16

The Carbon Fork


#17

The MC & Shitthread


#18

Friday night at MC Shitthread’s!


#19

Can you tell us more about this? Presumably it wasn’t in Britain with a name like that. Poland? How come you owned it? (Sorry, just interested.)

We have done this thread before. And my answer is still The Bullock’s Bollocks.


#20

The Goat and Seven Trumpets


#21

Probably just use an amazing pun like Homebase


#22

The So Near So Bar

Known to locals as The Doesn’t Even Rhyme