#18

Have only just realised that this technology actually already exists. They’re called colostomy/urostomy bags. My granddad had a urostomy bag for about thirty years; he said it meant he could drink all night in the pub without having to get up.

#19

Farts are slightly less brave for the more bum-wee-prone

#20

More brave, Shirley?

#21

if science gave you the choice to never do a poo or do a wee ever again, which would you choose?

  • never poo again
  • never wee again

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#22

Well, if you could fart without the risk of following through then there’s no real bravery in that.

#23

Never had to leave a good spot at a gig or festival cause I’ve needed a shit

#24

Oh yeah, I see what you mean. God bless science!!

#25

count your blessings!

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#26

crohn’s disease means this would be an actual godsend.

peeing is fine - just a little annoying if timed inconveniently. Would miss the golden showers though.

#27

not having to/not feeling hungry = great!

not being able to = terrible!

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#28

Only way I’d agree to this is if (a) I could still eat for pleasure, (b) the food I ate had no impact on my weight and ( c) I was able to activate some kind of “appetite mode” for when I fancied some food

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#29

I think that’s having your cake and eating it.

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#30

you planned this joke from the beginning, didn’t you!

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#31

b) would be fine though - I’d eat less often, and save up and juste eat like a fucking king at that point. Would still consume less on average though.

#32

something quite comforting about looking at someone, no matter how important they are or they think they are, and knowing that they too are just an animal who has to poo out of their bumhole

#33

Just imagine that I’ve posted a gif of a cross from the left wing and a bicycle kick into the corner of the net

#34

image

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#35

Serendipity :+1:

#36

Sorry guys, for all those that voted YES, turns out the science was BAD and everyone that had the pill dies after 8-10 years due to ETBE (Extreme toxic bowel explosion). You can’t rush into these things! wait for some sort of longitudinal study at least,jeez!

#37

colon_closed_permanently

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