Oh yeah, I see what you mean. God bless science!!

count your blessings!

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crohn’s disease means this would be an actual godsend.

peeing is fine - just a little annoying if timed inconveniently. Would miss the golden showers though.

not having to/not feeling hungry = great!

not being able to = terrible!

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Only way I’d agree to this is if (a) I could still eat for pleasure, (b) the food I ate had no impact on my weight and ( c) I was able to activate some kind of “appetite mode” for when I fancied some food

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I think that’s having your cake and eating it.

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you planned this joke from the beginning, didn’t you!

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b) would be fine though - I’d eat less often, and save up and juste eat like a fucking king at that point. Would still consume less on average though.

something quite comforting about looking at someone, no matter how important they are or they think they are, and knowing that they too are just an animal who has to poo out of their bumhole

Just imagine that I’ve posted a gif of a cross from the left wing and a bicycle kick into the corner of the net

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Serendipity :+1:

Sorry guys, for all those that voted YES, turns out the science was BAD and everyone that had the pill dies after 8-10 years due to ETBE (Extreme toxic bowel explosion). You can’t rush into these things! wait for some sort of longitudinal study at least,jeez!

colon_closed_permanently

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(Slightly off topic but still) - I remember a few years ago one the old site, when some developers (or it could have just been Foley pissing about) started a thread asking people for their feedback on the various bugs on the boards. I posted on the thread and the developer responded, “Hi Colon!” :D/D:

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Never had to? Absolutely. Would save a FORTUNE.

If I wasn’t ever able to eat again? No chance. Food is brilliant.

sounds like somebody wants to have their cake and eat it too!!

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I don’t know why I’m liking this

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Maybe there’s a pill to help with that?

Seems to only work for three months at a time and then I come crawling back

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