If you were a bird, which bird things would you do and which ones would you not?

Fly about a bit
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Shit on cars
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Eating seeds and shit like that
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Chirping all the fucking time
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Not trusting humans one bit
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Getting a bit of bird flu, but just calling it “flu”
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Seeing someone sat on a park bench, tucking into a sandwich and then milling about waiting for them to fuck off so you can eat the scraps
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Waiting by the chippy on the beach to snatch some chips from unsuspecting humans
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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I’d be brilliant in the role

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Chilling on electrical cables
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Building a nest out of any old shit you find lying around
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Think I want to be a bird now

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Puking up into your kids’ mouths
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Engaging in an elaborate courtship display, possibly involving but not limited to: preening, strutting, cooing, carrying a nice leaf, dancing, shaking my tail feather
  • Yeah I’d be doing this
  • No not me
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Laying eggs
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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I’m happy puking up in my kids mouth, but making an effort to woo? Get fucked m9

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Bang on about how I’m a direct descendant of dinosaurs all the time
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Only flying away; not knowing where your soul or your home is
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Looking cute af
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
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Calling you and your mates your “flock”
  • Yeah, I’d be doing this
  • Nah, not me
0 voters