If you were a comedian, what song would you want to play as you came on?

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Or Tv party!
Or Rise above!
Black flag have the best intros for your needs masm

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Do you only wear black shorts when you per

Nevermind

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Probably something by the Beastie Boys like Intergalactic.

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Octopus by Syd Barrett
Finish with When I Argue I See Shapes (as a callback :wink:)

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Intergalactopus by syd barreastie boy

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Prob time for bed

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Is this a new coffee shop in Shoreditch or some shit?

Sounds & Pressure by Hopeton Lewis

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Darts players are pretty good at walk on music. A personal favourite is Martin ‘The Wolfman’ Adams, who has Duran Duran’s Hungry Like the Wolf.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage.

Did you see what I did there? It was the old bait and switch.

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Pissed Jeans - False Jesii pt 2

‘I could tell a joke and make the whole room laugh, but I don’t bother’

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The Imperial March (Vader’s Theme)

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Big pimpin

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Although this might work well

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I mean the blackface aspect is pretty :grimacing: but as pure audio Chris Morris’s Uzi lover song starts off with (IIRC) COCK! BITCH! COCK BITCH MOTHERFUCKER! and has a certain meta due to being a comedy skit in itself.

Last time I saw Brigid Christie she came on to the opening riff of Youwanner by The Fall, I approved.

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If it’s literally a few seconds I’d sprint on to Demon by Entombed and have them cut it after the scream and be standing on stage smiling awkwardly in the confused silence. Got to be worth a few baffled titters at least.

Anything longer and I’d go Black Venom by The Budos Band and strut onto the stage in the manner only an overweight white Yorkshireman can.

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If it’s only a few seconds it stick on a side up version of send in the clowns