If you were a Pokémon gym leader

What type of Pokémon would you specialise in? Inspired by @kermitwormit’s sexy Pokémon trainer hair.

I’d love to be a psychic gym leader like my beloved Sabrina, but I reckon realistically I’d be a water Pokémon specialist with a random Jigglypuff in the mix alongside my Blastoise, Cloister (called Mimsy) and Dewgong.

No points available here for old men grumbling about the superb world of Pokémon.

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absolute fuck ton of Psyducks

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big bois

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The slutty ones

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Which Pokémon do you think are the sluttiest?

Cute ghost gym leader

Gengar, Duskull, Litwick, Misdrevous, Pumpkaboo

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Squirtle

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Ooh, ghost type would be a sick specialty

I always really liked the dark purple colour schemes and I’d decorate my gym to follow suit

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Ninetails, Squirtle, Loudred, Snorlax, Gardevoir, Muk

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kermit’s what now

I’ve never even heard of Pumpkaboo before but it’s so cute :pleading_face: that might be Pumpkin the gerbil’s new nickname

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Duck

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Wild pidgey

:roll_eyes:
Another day another dude on an Internet forum doing some Squirtle Shaming.

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Just a load of chandelures.
That new mega evolution and keep for 4 hours is a load of old shite eh? What were they thinking?! Worst thing ever!

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I’d want to help the grass Pokemon to be the best they can be

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Completely pointless

Bug

I’d annoy people into defeat






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Goth
mostly the ghosts - gengar, ghastly especially but also maybe a good cubone and a venomoth loaded with poisons