If you were a superhero

And in a way, my dear friends, you all are.

BUT, if you were, would you be a hero or a villain?

  • Hero
  • Villain

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Please discuss, thank you x

Villain but I don’t die at the end.

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If I were a superHERO, I’d be a hero. Duh!

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I’m far too square and conflict-averse to be a villain

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Can I interest you in the ‘villainous sidekick’ role?

I’d be apathetic, just lounge around all day and use my superpowers to heat up the mug of tea that I’ve left for too long or something like that.

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I would be a hero with super-calming powers. Any stress, conflict etc. I would appear and gently wave my hands up and down - this would cause an incredible calmness to fall upon everyone around. I’m not sure of the exact distance the power would cover, I’d need to spend some time working that out. My name might be Calmatron, but could be something else I guess.

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Villain but I die within the first 5 minutes

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True Neutral

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Does it come with a spandex costume?

During those minutes, one of my lines of dialogues is

“YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?”

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Anti hero. Not because I’m particularly gritty and troubled, I’m just really fickle.

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Villain with a redemption arc that I constantly go back on. Catwoman basically.

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OH SHIT IT’S THE DIPLOMAT PREPARE TO hi man how’s it going

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You betcha sweet ass it does!

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Ombudsman

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Sold! Screw you, morals!

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With that attitude you’ll go right to the top.

But I don’t want to go to the top, I just want to show off my sweet hiney in this costume!