Serious answer. I’d go back to filming of the movie back to the future and gradually use my influence (dunno how i get this but let’s worry about that another day) to make the scenes with marty and his mum more and more disturbing, to see how much tinkering it takes to turn it from beloved classic to ‘burn it with fire’.
boring, but i’d just go forward a few months so this house move was done and baby here just to see if it’s all worked out, as im really unsure right now!
Either that or go back to about 91 san diego and pop to the che cafe