#42

1 - must be an animal
2 - must be able to talk
3 - must have magical capabilities
4 - must not be malevolent
5 - good wisecracker

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#44

Horse is probably a bit big really, for going to the pub or whatever

#45

can you do a bike? then we’re friends.

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#47

open minded, likes animals and nature, neither takes themselves too seriously nor requires me to pretend to laugh at their jokes, good politics, likes to gossip

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#49

600km audax

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#50

Has anyone said No Tories yet?

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#52

Has a dog.

I can’t get a dog but I would like to hang out with someone who has a nice dog so I could pat it and stuff.

Obviously no tory dogs.

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#53

fella in the offy has a super friendly american akita who lets you pat her and stuff, a good girl. thinking about developing a friendship tbh.

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#54

sorry I was being flippant

#57

I’m mainly looking for someone to accompany me to Massive Attack nostalgia shows and the like to be honest.

#59

Ok so I’ve found a potential friend, just need a way to trick him into hanging out with me. Should i:

  • Buy some weed and invite him over (sorry theo)
  • Invite myself to his place to play RDR2
  • Invite him to mine to play Mario kart and Street fighter

0 voters

Tbh any of these could work. I think we’d just sit around in silence anyway which would suit us both perfectly

#60

Why not all 3?

#61

Well you two passed my only criteria for friendship.

#62

I don’t recall having an issue with people smoking da weed?

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#63

Nah it was just a shit joke, something like I’d get a massive ban for promoting illegal activities. Might need to move it to the jokes workshop idk

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#64

Oh gotcha, right. I thought you were confusing that fact I have never dabbled in any recreational drugs/narcotics outside of alcohol with an assumption that meant I was hard against them. (The reality is that I have always been mortally afraid of becoming addicted and destroying my life.)

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#65

I guess anyone as long as they’re not stupidly affluent/posh. It’s nothing personal really, I just don’t like being reminded that these people with a much better life than me exist, especially when it’s obvious they were just born into a wealthy family and have always had a different reality and life chances, so are not even necessarily any smarter, more talented, more capable of doing a better paid job than you. Kind of makes life not worth living.

#66

Anyone want to be my friend?

  • :+1:t4:
  • :-1:t4:

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#67

You can still be friends with those people, and they’ll probably be nice and let you have a taste of that life. Then, when they least expect it, you can stove their head in with an oar.

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#68

2 of those involve inviting him over, and stoned Mario Kart is one of life’s great pleasures. It’s a 1 & 3 combo for me.

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