I’m not a great cook but I’d have a stab.
Pre-starter, a nice cocktail of some sort, probably tequila based. Might get some hummus and bruschetta bits in.
Starter, some fried veggie pakora things, would have a stab at a lime chutney and probably fail
Main, mushroom and pea stroganoff, my go-to, never fails. Do a fancy rice and garlic bread.
Dessert, Lemon/lime sorbet. Large limoncello shots
Starter: some nice and normal bread with non-normal dips
Main: Bibimbap with tofu and sweet potato and tenderstem and that
Dessert: Either just ice cream or miso brownies with it. Then a real sexy margarita or negroni