Think carefully you want as many of the positives and as few of negatives as u can get away with
Being reclusive
Serial killer
My giant tarn
Conclusively proving the world is flat.
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Dead peng
Pithy one-liners on DiS
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We don’t need to prove it, the globe heads are the ones who should be doing the proving
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Being famous for not being famous
Kate Bush has got this nailed hasn’t she, somehow instantly recognisable and completely invisible at the same time. With a shed load of money.
also a tory.
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Who?
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It’d be nice to be the guy who puts it to bed though. To just turn up on talk shows and have the host be all, “the world is round though, everyone knows that!” and I’ll just raise an eyebrow and say, “…is it?” and they’ll be all, “oh FUCK!”
The Man would never allow it though.
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Whatchoo mean “if”?
Being awkward