If you were to go in a random charity shop now, what would you definitely expect to find?


#1

I would say a copy of Madonna’s ‘Music’ album and a ‘The World According to Clarkson’?


#2

A teapot.


#3

Richard Hammond: On The Edge

In the calendar year 2011 I went into 7 charity shops in a row which had a copy of this in stock.


#4

Fifty Shades of Grey


#5

Fifty shades of grey old man trousers.


#6

My Missus buying more shit that will clutter up the house


#7

Some of those old Top of the Pops compilations from the 70s that have session singers doing all the well-known songs to save money and disappoint children at christmas.


#8

A black jumper


#9

Maeve Binchy.


#10

Dead.


#11

Loads of videos of Titanic and Friends. Saw a charity shop recently where they’d made a huge stack of just Titanic. Wish I’d taken a photo.


#12

Some of her clothes banging about then do you reckon?


#13

people working for no pay.


#14

A sense of quiet desperation.


#15

Think that’s just the smell of the old man trousers.


#16

1x copy of Steam by East 17


#17

loads of unopened cooking and travel books


#18

Saddest thing I ever saw


#19

Lesser-known tale by the Rev’d W. H. Awdry n which the naughty Titanic ignores the Fat Controller’s instructions and ploughs straight into an iceberg, killing all his passengers, and learning an important moral lesson in the process.


#20

Phil Collins ‘No Jacket Required’, usually multiple copies.