If you were you take your shoes and socks off right now


#1

If you were you take your shoes and socks (/tights/etc) off right now, how long do you think it would take before (a) someone noticed that you were bare-footed and (b) someone commented to you that you were bare-footed?

For me: I’m not planning to leave my desk for a while, until I need a wee and/or another drink. So I think I reckon I’m fine for an hour or so. (My feet are under my desk). I reckon it’d be noticeable to anyone walking past, so I’d say 1 hour for (a). In terms of someone commenting: I don’t reckon anyone would comment for ages. I reckon my wife would comment if I got home and was still bare-footed, so that’s four and a half hours away.


#2

Reckon nobody would notice until 1600 but it would be commented on immediately once noticed.


#4

Okay, but what if you were to go outside? or to the bar, or whatever. Would someone notice and comment at some point?


#6

Got about three hours before 'er indoors lives up to her name, so: about three hours.


#7

i’m about to get up and make a coffee so probably not very long


#8

So the first person to notice could be a paramedic?

Bleak.


#9

8 minutes? Place closes at 3


#10

Seconds. The office is so small that the very act of removing the footwear would be clocked and questioned.