Number of strains of cold had/now immune to would be good
Biggest poo (circumference)
Total number of steps (life)
Total distance walked
Amount of sneezes
Dick growth by age
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Whether I’m going to HEAVEN or HELL
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Some sort of cancer monitor, so whenever I think I’ve got cancer of the [insert organ] I could know whether it’s true or not.
And number of wanks, obviously.
Would you be more interested in
- Number of wanks
- Total time spent wanking
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If you think about food all day, is that one continuous thought, or a thousand individual thoughts? When does one thought end and another begin?
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Quantity not quality
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Penis darkness
Had time but then thought that would be really depressing to look at
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Can we have both? Then we can have average amount of time per wank
A distribution chart of wank time might be interesting. Impressive and depressing at the same time.
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Objective top 5 worst hangovers ever, and a full breakdown of food and drink consumed the night(s) before each of them
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Penis darkness by age, too?
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Trying to cheat the system hey?
I was only allowed three
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Amount of individual times I have used each thumb (I would like to compare left/right)
Number of hairs on my head at any given time (chart over time would be nice).
Cumulative bruise count.
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Old Blue Last £5/£4 NUS Oh god
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Honestly would be surprised if Cumulative Bruise Count haven’t existed at some point.
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Number I could see as an achievement.
Time would definitely just make me wish I’d be learning a useful skill instead.
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