If you're currently working in an office would you say this office is the dustiest office you've ever worked in?

  • Dustiest
  • Least Dustiest
  • Average Dust
  • Tory Dust

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FUCK

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my office or your office?

I’m visiting HQ and working in someone’s office. It’s reasonably clean but shoes lying around and the monitor is at a weird angle and I’m not sure whether to change it…

Before you leave, change:

  • The orientation of the monitor
  • The location of some of the keys on the keyboard
  • The amount of cress seeds in the keyboard
  • The brightness / contrast settings on the monitor.
  • The height of the chair you’re sitting on.
  • The back angle of the chair you’re sitting on.
  • The way the arms are set on the chair you’re sitting on.
  • Burn the entire fucking office down.
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My office is a big nondescript block, in the middle of a wind trap on a peninsula, with a load of earthworks going on outside. Since it’s autumn the atrium floor is full of leaves and builder’s detritus that’s blown in.

So yes it’s fucking filthy.

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Super excited about Neutral Milk Hotel’s next LP

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Two offices ago was the worst. Grade 1 listed building, which the cleaners presumably read as not worth dusting. Every surface looked like Al Pacino’s desk in Scarface.

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i don’t think anyone has cleaned the floors in this place since it was a pattern cutting factory or whatever. it’s fucking grim. if you put your backpack on the floor the bottom of it comes up grey. all my black trainers get ruined. i assume it is also slowly killing all of us. great stuff.