- Least Dustiest
- Average Dust
- Tory Dust
my office or your office?
I’m visiting HQ and working in someone’s office. It’s reasonably clean but shoes lying around and the monitor is at a weird angle and I’m not sure whether to change it…
Before you leave, change:
My office is a big nondescript block, in the middle of a wind trap on a peninsula, with a load of earthworks going on outside. Since it’s autumn the atrium floor is full of leaves and builder’s detritus that’s blown in.
So yes it’s fucking filthy.
Super excited about Neutral Milk Hotel’s next LP
Two offices ago was the worst. Grade 1 listed building, which the cleaners presumably read as not worth dusting. Every surface looked like Al Pacino’s desk in Scarface.
i don’t think anyone has cleaned the floors in this place since it was a pattern cutting factory or whatever. it’s fucking grim. if you put your backpack on the floor the bottom of it comes up grey. all my black trainers get ruined. i assume it is also slowly killing all of us. great stuff.