If you're walking in public and you encounter a set of stairs or a ramp with a railing in the middle

Apparently my eldest niece rolls about on mine (it’s still in my mum’s garage) but tells her not to tell me in case I’ll be angry.

I’ve never once been angry in her presence so I don’t know why she thinks that would be what sets me off, but there you go.

Thinking about this: if I’m walking out of Waverley and up Fleshmarket Close then it’s pretty obvious that I’ll be staying right.