iHeartRadio Music Awards

Who are these people? Ed Sheeran, The Chainsmokers, the best alternative, 21 Pilots-- never heard of… OK, I’ve been out of it for a couple of years, trying to get up to speed, but my first inclination is to blame you…

Then I heard theses god-awful shit bands and now I thank you. Wow, that’s the music regular people listen to? Wow. That is some god-awful shit. (Music for people who don’t like music… This isn’t an elitist thing: it’s a common sense thing, eh.)

I’m vowing to start my days with Pitchfork, like the old days, cos life is better with you guys. Thanks, DiS, good to be back.

I’d heard of Bruno Mars before. Now I’ve heard him. Wow. Wow. That is some god-awful shit.

OK, now I know never to do that again. There’s two hours I won’t get back.x