iHeartRadio Music Awards


#1

Who are these people? Ed Sheeran, The Chainsmokers, the best alternative, 21 Pilots-- never heard of… OK, I’ve been out of it for a couple of years, trying to get up to speed, but my first inclination is to blame you…

Then I heard theses god-awful shit bands and now I thank you. Wow, that’s the music regular people listen to? Wow. That is some god-awful shit. (Music for people who don’t like music… This isn’t an elitist thing: it’s a common sense thing, eh.)

I’m vowing to start my days with Pitchfork, like the old days, cos life is better with you guys. Thanks, DiS, good to be back.


#2

I’d heard of Bruno Mars before. Now I’ve heard him. Wow. Wow. That is some god-awful shit.

OK, now I know never to do that again. There’s two hours I won’t get back.x