#100

I had to drive around an owl the other night

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#101

upside down pie is causing much distress

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#102

nods, hands over briefcase

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#103

why is it upside down

#104

It’s in honour of Theo’s cake day.

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#105

Think you can take them to the tip, should be a bit where they take old electrical stuff. That or where your nearest bottlebank etc is might have a recycling thing for them.

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#106

That’s what it is? That is quite distressing.

#108

My local council have small electrical recycling bins (as in, recycling bins for small electricals) at libraries and things. This is very useful to me but no doubt useless for kermit :confused:

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#109

I tipped it out if the foil, burnt my fingertips doing so, then decided to eat rather than cause myself further distress.

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#110

Depends how far she’s willing to travel I guess.

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#111

well

you didn’t have to

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#112

so selfish, look at what you’ve done to poor japes

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#114

The tip will never let you down*

*During business hours.

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#115

Supermarket should have a bit for batteries. Do we dare ask about the library?

#116

I’ve abandoned reply twice on this, you’re braver than me.

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#118

You’re a ‘doctor’, you’ve got more to lose than me.

#119

If you were going to a gig, driving and parking less than five minutes away, would you bother taking an extra layer?

  • No, you’ll wear it for a matter of minutes and then have to waste time and money at the cloakroom or carry it all night
  • Yes, you’ll catch your death of cold when you come out

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#120

I… nope, nothing.

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#122

I was so sure this was going to involve casual nudity as well.

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#124

The problem is you’ve set the bar for these stories astonishingly high. From anyone else, that would be gold, it’s not even in your top 50 tbh.

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