I'm about to eat the worst meal I've ever cooked

Early Yardbirds lyrics etc etc

*Cup full of peas

Add butter, salt and pepper. Won’t be mind-blowing but better than plain pasta.


Will happily have ketchup on ryvita.

My uni plain pasta effort ended up being garnished with a crumbled boiled egg and some mint sauce. Wasn’t a culinary triumph, but I ate it.