I'm an office worker! (pt II)

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I’ve reached that stage where I’m scrolling through the last 26 unactioned (?!) emails in my inbox and can’t face dealing with any of them.

Hometime?

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Please post great content in this thread: I’m hoping to publish a new book to support my family.

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I’m “working” on a document by changing highlight colours to mark whether I’ve read bits or they need to be changed later. I’ve pulled out most of my left eyebrow due to the tedium.

I AM AN OFFICE WORKER

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I’ve just been asked to do something between 8 and 9 tomorrow as no one will be online and then people are complaining that they will be online! Fuck off squares!

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I can finally sort of participate in this thread:

There’s never anything to do and it’s all really easy.

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Discovered people in my meeting room because they didn’t know we had an online booking system. A likely story, you fucking chancers.

I’M AN OFFICE WORKER

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Got 15 emails in my inbox. Really hoping to get down to single figures before I leave (115 minutes).

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PS copies of the original book are still available here

I’M A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!*

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Office-Worker-Michael-Häne/dp/1471627829

*shut up

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Using the mouse wheel to scroll down to the bottom of a very long document, then scrolling all the way back to the top again, then right back down baby!

I AM AN OFFICE WORKER!

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I was just given these.

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might change my name to thehäne

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m e e t i n g b i s c u i t s

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Might raid the sad leftover conference sandwiches. MMM misery

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I have 33 unread emails in my inbox, three different browsers open with 9 different tabs and 5 different Excel sheet and I’m also on a conference call at the moment but I’m refusing to do anything until one of my team comes back from the coffee run.

I AM AN OFFICE WORKER

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Sat on the toilet looking at drownedinsound.com

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And yet you’re still the best damn employee DeExEU have ever had

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I’ve spent this whole week in the office but in meetings and have only sat at my desk for a combined total of probably about 30 minutes

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I do not have a job so I am not an office worker.

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ban request

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you forgot to sign off with

I’M AN OFFICE WORKER!