#34

Advanced stealth mission: you have just had your shit in peace and realised theres no paper in your cubicle…

#35

You are in a meeting room.

#36

“Kallgeese used Flexitime! It was super effective!”

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#37

Filing Fantasy VII

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#38

‘I’m really filing it!’

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#39

Oh hang on a ‘J’ RPG.
The dating part of it would look like this this right:

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and your team would look a bit like

Your friend would be a wise cracking animal and your boss would be an older man with lots of wisdom who eventually double crosses you and becomes the villain.

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#40

Very good.

#41

I reckon there’s mileage in the cuddly sidekick thing. Maybe in the plot you’re an office worker who games a lot in your spare time, and your perception of the quest narrative is really just a probably breakdown induced by stress and the struggles of late capitalism - and your little foam stress toy cat on your desk is suddenly talking to you!

This is bound to pick up some awards.

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#42

Sounds like a winner to me mate. Clearly the main character is an Otaku salaryman.
Throw in some evil corporate types with demonic possession and we can get this thing greenlit.

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#43

Meta-mini-game in which you play an 8-bit JRPG on your phone whilst sat on the toilet avoiding actual work.

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#44

That would be a great Easter egg.

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#45

Stealth mission: Avoiding a co-worker who is commuting using the same method of public transport as you.

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#46

Coworker is loudly sighing.
How can you avoid finding out what’s bothering the twat this time?

#47

But unbeknownst to you she has set into motion the plan that will help you defeat the final boss (she has emailed hr with a formal grievance on your behalf)

#48

Put your headphones on.
Intelligence +5

#49

Co-worker leaves for the day, then comes back for their scarf

‘Monday already, is it? Aha ha ha ha haaaa!’

Critical hit, 2000 damage!

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#50

Your DiS stops working and you’re forced to attempt to chat to coworkers about the philosophy courses you took at uni

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#51

Option B: anything else.

#52

I’ll just say now dis tried to autofill my postcode into the reply - seems a bit sinister

If this is the end I’ll make a sub Reddit called DiSers_reunited and we can discuss what to do from there

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#53

Im as yet unaffected. Or am I as Im leaving work now so will stop posting.
Or was I ever really here at all?
The philosophy of DiS!