Im bored and never actually going to make this so ...bike wankers this ones for u


#1

I offer my amazing idea to you all,
The inflatable helmet that you can fold up and put in you pocket. I am not saying it would be 100% as safe as a normal helmet but it would be safer than no helmet. I keep seeing ppl on boris bikes and the like with no helmet. If they had a small inflatable one in there pocket they could carry it everywhere.
Bike wankers go ahead praise me!


#2

#3

I have already seen this one its not the same its a like air bag not reusable and not 100% effective. Mine u cud inflate and deflate when you needed


#4

WAIT! How about an inflatable crapper seat that you could use in public so that you don’t have to sit or squat on the filthy seat/rim. Self cleaning too. @1101010?


#5

I want an inflatible mobile phone


#6

I grant you a franchise of my inflatable company


#7

What about a house? Could be a real boon for the traveller community.


#8

Up that to a castle, and we’re talking


#9

this company is going to blow up!


#10

Until the investors realise it’s all just hot air


#11

Maybe it could be bouncy too and hired out for children’s parties?


#12

inflatable policemen

yes and ho.


#13

Shit, we’re on to something here, prob should carry on this convo offline


#14

Its a good idea think about it


#15

With an inflatable vibrator in the crotch region?


#16

I could watch the first three seconds of this video on repeat


#17

I will put it in a way u chumps can understand, wud you rather hit your head on the concrete floor or an air mattress?


#18

Depends on what music’s playing


#19

What about inflatable planes? Lighter than aluminium so a no brainer really.


#20

Yes! Get rid of the engines to make them more lightweight, and perhaps use some sort of heater to keep the air hot within it so it rises