#11

Maybe it could be bouncy too and hired out for children’s parties?

#13

Shit, we’re on to something here, prob should carry on this convo offline

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#14

Its a good idea think about it

#15

With an inflatable vibrator in the crotch region?

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#16

I could watch the first three seconds of this video on repeat

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#17

I will put it in a way u chumps can understand, wud you rather hit your head on the concrete floor or an air mattress?

#18

Depends on what music’s playing

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#19

What about inflatable planes? Lighter than aluminium so a no brainer really.

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#20

Yes! Get rid of the engines to make them more lightweight, and perhaps use some sort of heater to keep the air hot within it so it rises

#21

This guy could pilot it

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#22

sometimes i don’t bother wearing a helmet

#23

just on flights

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#24

I almost never wear one in front of the telly.

#25

Safest passenger on the plane

#26

Ultrasound pilot?

#27

They couldn’t get Samuel l Jackson on board for the sequel

#28

WHATTTT! Take that back.
Would you but an inflatable helmet you could put in your pocket the size of a mobile phone when not inflated? If you saw a nice bike you could just wip out and inflate your helmet and jump on it and give it a ride with no pre planning

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#29

pretty happy with my normal helmet thanks

here’s the thing: pootle to shops / pub = no helmet
commuting: helmet, no problem carrying it / storing at work
proper cycling: helmet is always on unless we’re at a cafe / pub and then it’s just on the floor/table, fine

don’t know why i need an inflatable helmet?

#30

What are your three year projections for this business?

#31

One bike-related invention idea I’ve had rattling around my head for some years now are cycling sunglasses with small mirrors on the rear of each lens nearest the side of your head, thus allowing you to constantly alternate between seeing ahead and behind you without having to turn your head. Such a simple idea and I’m amazed these don’t already exist.

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