What kind of:
Patties
Toppings
Bun
Sauce
Sides
would you like right now?
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I’m having 2x 1/4lb beef
Bacon, medium cheddar cheese, fried onions & 1 sliced gherkin
Normal 6 for 90p sesame seed bun
Barbecue sauce
Very thin, crispy fries and 6 (six) onion rings
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big patty
onions (don’t care if cooked or not), lettuce, burger cheese
big sesame bun
ketchup
chips
basically the sort of burger you’d expect at a 90s/00s fair or carnival type place before the blockchain boys started the ‘burger joint’ bollocks.
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As you and I have stated many times before, burgers from the van at a local fete or sports match are the best.
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Chicken
bacon, 'slaw
english muffin
koeran gochujang
fries
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One beyond meat patty
Cheap plastic cheese slice
Sliced white onion, gherkin
Mustard, Ketchup
Sesame seed bun
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mcdonalds cheeseburger please
Sometimes I have two yorkshire puddings instead of a bun, but not today.
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roadside vans and fetes have remained uncompromised, but i’ve noticed wankburgers starting to filter through at football grounds.
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Ciabatta bun.
Halloumi.
Mushrooms (fried).
Tomatoes.
Rocket.
Sweet potato chips.
Dollop of mayo for dunking the chips.
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Is it alright if I have the price of the burger in coins instead?
Pretty sure Home Park is still untainted, but then I always have a pasty from the van so 
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Yes, but it’s in 1 cent pieces from the Eurozone (Europe)
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Turkey
Some crunchy leaf
Red onion
Cheese
A real smoky chipotle bbq
Pineapple ring?
Potato bun
Onion rings
Sweet potato fries
A what now?
onion rings are only truly exceptional if they have a light, exceptionally crunchy, yet greasy ‘tempura’ style batter. had some absolute shockers over the years that were basically breaded onion rings.
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Bun made w potato in the flour
Not sandwiched between two potatoes sorry
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Still sounds good tbf.
I’d rather not know, best part of ordering a veggie burger is the element of surprise
By surprise, do you mean disappointment? I’d love it if there were nice veggie burgers…
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