Hello. I am doing this hip Movember thing to raise money for charity. Next year: Ice Bucket Challenge. #StopKony2012. I’ve copied the below from Facebook, thought I’d post it here too in case anyone was feeling generous. I’m sure you’ll agree it’s a worthwhile cause (if not an entirely unchallenging way to raise money).
Movember isn’t even a thing any more but as we are a week into the month and I haven’t shaved yet, I might as well?
This photo below is one week’s worth of growth, so it’s fairly obvious that this won’t be a game changer, but if you’d like to throw some money my way to make it worth looking like even more of a scruff for a month, please do. I’ll even throw in a pathetic attempt at a beard for free.
I’m never going to run a 10k (too lazy), climb a mountain (too lazy), swim the Channel (too lazy) or do a bungee jump (fuck that), so this may be my only chance to raise money for charity, so be generous if you are in a position to do so.
I’ll be raising money for CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) [www.thecalmzone.net], which is a charity dedicated to preventing male suicide, the biggest killer of men under the age of 45 in the UK.
I see, in my defence aren’t balls/testicles referred to as nuts plural, and even this isn’t closely associated enough to w**king in my opinion to make ‘no nut November’ work?
Unless people are calling it nutting these days?
