I'm going to New York for the first time next month - please tell me all about it

^ living in his white bread world

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Ah yes, “The Three Districts”

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You should get a sandwich from a shop called “Subway”. This is the authentic taste of New York.

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My sister is on holiday there right now and has already been in the audience for two (2) late-night talk shows for some reason

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Watch out for the ‘Baseball Furies’ - New Yorks premier sports team

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This thread had stuff about New York in it although not gigs and music

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this is essential to fitting in as a New Yorker

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or “Norker” as they like to be called

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Watch out for godzilla

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There’s a park in the centre

Middle Green or something.

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For some reason, Shrewbs, I think those might be the funniest words I’ve seen next to each other this financial quarter.

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And the pavements they are a mess!

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Consider taking mothra as a chaperone

One no longer need make expensive voyages, one can simply travel the world by threads.

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You should go to the Nintendo Store.

Say ‘now don’t get sore, pal’

Cock and Bull best restaurant in NYC. Where are you staying. I can give plenty of recos based on that.

population: 8,398,748
area: 468.484 sq mi (1,213.37 km2)
elevation: 33 ft (10 m)
settled: 1624

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Are you flying into JFK? Expect to wait for hours to get through customs.

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yeah man, when the plane lands fucking usain bolt off that fucking thing. you want to at least be ahead of everyone off your plane.