#21

I’m just the right level of hysterical and hungover to think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

#22

Nothing good.

#23

Isn’t it “had me a blast”?

#24

I haven’t thought this through entirely yet, but I think there must be a way that you could set up an elaborate array of mirrors so she never even realises that you’ve swapped sides.

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#25

I knew you wouldn’t able to resist this jopke

edit: jopke

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#26

Another vote for Davidoff Cool No Smoking. Haven’t had a ciggie since November.

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#27

I’ve not seen grease pal, it’s obviously shit

#28

Started going to the gym again after 5 years of no gym

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#29

Unfortunately I don’t have a reflection.

#30

That is unfortunate.

#31

I reckon I miss about 50% of what the TV says to me so I’ve started actually putting my phone / tablet / laptop down when she starts talking to me.

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#32

I have resolved to learn to swim again. To this end I have started standing under the shower nozzle to attempt to conquer my huge dislike of water. I have done this once and it was terrifying. I will keep doing this though.

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#33

I wud advise you take the fiscal angle, that the sofa will last longer if you spread the wear and tear and thus you will not need to buy another one so soon.

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#34

I haven’t smoked tobacco for just over a week

I’ve cut out alcohol drinking at home - intend to limit home boozing (and the other stuff) to once a week max (and this is all interlinked with the tobacco smoking too)

I’m trying to get to bed at 10 and lights out at 10:30 as well so I can be up earlier to do stuff, It’s kind of working but abstinence from other things means I’m waking up more in the night and having lots of weird dreams

#35

Still smoke but only 3-5 a week these days. Bought a vape but I can’t get into it (does anyone else find this?). The filter equivalent thing is too big and wide compared to the thin rollies I’m used to… it’s just not quite the same.

Don’t eat salt anymore.

Given up drinking in the middle of the week, also cut down on my overall drinking although somehow this is still 25+ units a week. Why is a pint 3 units ffs?

Didn’t necessarily give these up intentionally, just that I was ill one week and had to, and it turned out to be little effort.

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#36

Gotta be startin something

#37

Gonna read this book and try more.

#38

I’ve been thinking quite a bit of late of a switch of places on the sofa.

#39

Too drastic a change.

#40

Made a new years rezzer to sort my goddamn life out this year and get out of the pot of unskilled work where I’m not secure and can be exploited and earn FA. Applied to do a course to become a software developer, did the entry exam this morning, had the call about an hour ago to say I passed, I start in May :muscle:

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