I'm having pizza in John Lewis

Imagine trying to cut this with scissors!

Maybe I should go down homewares to buy a pair to make the point?

Oh well fuck that, the image will have to wait :frowning:

quit holding out on us theo!


here you go.

What’s the ploblem?

So near, so margherita


That’s some avant garde cutting

How intimidated are you feeling?

that looks fucking lovely

Tasty as. But too wet and sloppy for scissors to ever work