I'm having pizza in John Lewis

Imagine trying to cut this with scissors!

Maybe I should go down homewares to buy a pair to make the point?

Oh well fuck that, the image will have to wait :frowning:

quit holding out on us theo!

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here you go.

What’s the ploblem?

So near, so margherita

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That’s some avant garde cutting

How intimidated are you feeling?

that looks fucking lovely

Tasty as. But too wet and sloppy for scissors to ever work