I'm having pizza in John Lewis


#1

Imagine trying to cut this with scissors!

Maybe I should go down homewares to buy a pair to make the point?


#2

Oh well fuck that, the image will have to wait :frowning:


#3

quit holding out on us theo!


#4


#5

here you go.


#6

What’s the ploblem?


#7

So near, so margherita


#8

That’s some avant garde cutting


#9

How intimidated are you feeling?


#10

that looks fucking lovely


#11

Tasty as. But too wet and sloppy for scissors to ever work