and then my trousers on one leg at a time, then my socks on one foot at a time, then my t-shirt on one arm at a time followed by one head at a time, then I probably have a wee, brush my teeth, get some breakfast and crack on with my day
might try putting both my socks on simultaneously tomorrow
Tshirt is arm head arm or head arm arm.
Nobody does arm arm head
Pants dont have legs. Unless you mean american pants? In which case you appear to be wearing two pairs of pants.
I do arm arm head
What would you call the non-waist holes in a pair of pants, Warny?
And more pertinently what are you putting through them?
Head arm arm. I like doing that thing where the t shirt is inside out and you put it over your head upside down and pull it down so it goes the right way round.
Holes 2 and 3
His pants (which he puts on leg, leg and then pull up) are on fire
not a thing
What an unusual person!
@anon5266188 will know it’s a thing because of Broti Gupta.
Arm Leg Leg Arm Head
Feels reductive to me to dress THEN get on with ablutions. Just do it in the nip, possibly get the kettle on too, then worry about clothing.
You feel reductive to me
HAVE WEE >> BRUSH TEETH >> CRACK ON
You sound like a very stylish human being
Pants and socks before trousers. And t-shirt before that.