I'm just like any other one of you guys, I put my pants on one leg at a time

Pants dont have legs. Unless you mean american pants? In which case you appear to be wearing two pairs of pants.

I do arm arm head

Liar

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What would you call the non-waist holes in a pair of pants, Warny?

And more pertinently what are you putting through them?

Head arm arm. I like doing that thing where the t shirt is inside out and you put it over your head upside down and pull it down so it goes the right way round.

Holes 2 and 3

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His pants (which he puts on leg, leg and then pull up) are on fire

not a thing

What an unusual person!

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@anon5266188 will know it’s a thing because of Broti Gupta.

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Arm Leg Leg Arm Head

Feels reductive to me to dress THEN get on with ablutions. Just do it in the nip, possibly get the kettle on too, then worry about clothing.

You feel reductive to me

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:warning: HAVE WEE >> BRUSH TEETH >> CRACK ON :warning:

You sound like a very stylish human being

Pants and socks before trousers. And t-shirt before that.

HAVE WEE >>TEETH ON>> BRUSH CRACK

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Sometimes I put socks on (one at a time) then just stop there for a bit

I’m more remissive.