I'm like a bird


#1

Nelly Furtado was. Are you?


#2

I think I’m very far away from being described as birdlike


#3

what is nelly doing with herself these days?


#4

VP for sales at Trill


#5

aye


#6

I reckon you have pretty thin legs


#7

glad she grounded herself and got a proper job


#8

I’m like a golden eagle, soaring majestically from one administrative task to another.


#9

This some kind of fucking sick joke? It’s long-established that I have fantastic legs and enormous calves you snide little bastard. Don’t care if it is your birthday, this shit has got to stop.


#10

Vocals for Blood Orange.


#11

I’ve always thought of you as more of a… turkey.


#12

This is very hurtful.


#13

Quite majestic, the turkey

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#14

i’ve got a bird book


#15

Looks like a proper bird someone put together wrong. With a shit head.


#16

it’s true that i dont know where my soul is


#17

Brexit peacock.


#18

lol cock


#19

This reminds me I dreamt that me and some people saw a peacock outside but the fucker refused to spread out its colourful tailfeathers or whatever the fuck it is so it was just really boring and disappointing. DREAMS


#20

My 52nd most-listened-to artist of the last 10 years according to last.fm with 1061 songs played