"I'm like a skittle. If I get knocked down I get back up again."


#1

What nonsense have you said/heard recently?


#2

That’s more like Chumbawamba


#3

That’s more a weeble


#4

exactly!


#5

…through mechanical assistance


#6

Maybe his house has got a big metal claw that comes down from the ceiling and pops him up the right way again.


#7

I’ve never seen him attack Madeley before.


#8

He’s a popstar. I wouldn’t put it past him.


#9

You ain’t never gonna keep me down! (because an automated mechanism will pick me back up)


#10

You’re thinking of pins, as it ten pin bowling. Skittles are usually picked up by a person and placed back in position (although I’m sure someone will point out that there are mechanical skittle alleys). God I bore myself sometimes.


#11

I’d put nothing past Stevens, if you know what I mean.


#12

I’m with you here, l_k. Well done for pointing out what most of us were thinking but didn’t dare say.


#13

in a meeting: “yes, but you can’t get the bottom floor without getting the top floor on board too”

That’s hardly the worst case of something you hear in meetings and I know this is well moker saying this, but honestly anytime I hear something like that, I can’t believe I’m in hearing it, it really gets me down.


#14

I don’t know, his house is pretty old


#15

I guess he should be called Unshaken Stevens


#16

i’ve found these sorts of phrases have been seeping into my vocabulary due to constant exposure. i end up saying them and instantly think less of myself. really not good.