I'm making you some toast


#1

What’ll it be?

Bread choice:

  • seeded
  • brown / wholemeal
  • white
  • sourdough
  • something else (plz specify)

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#2

How many slices of bread?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6+

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#3

Granary please


#4

Butter?

  • yes plz, real butter
  • I’m happy with Lurpak or something
  • Some Flora monstrosity
  • Olive oil spread
  • Something vegan

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#5

Thanks for doing this.


#6

How “done” are you having it?

  • Basically like warm bread
  • Lightly toasted
  • Medium(ly) toasted
  • Some well-done bits
  • Charred
  • Totally burnt

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#7

No thanks, not really into toast.

Have you got any Pop Tarts?


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#8

think itll be cold by the time it gets here but thanks anyway pal


#9

Okay now the good bit

  • Jam (yes we have a variety of flavours)
  • oooh LA DI DAH conserve
  • Honey
  • Peanut butter
  • Some other nut butter
  • Nutella
  • Marmalade
  • Specaloos stuff
  • Something else (plz specify - we’re not talking savoury toppings here tho)

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#10

Imagine not having marmite


#11

Yes actually


#12

Marmite or nothing tbh


#13

Oh hang on I have found some marmite in the cupboard so you can have that too


#14

Fantastic!

Two of those lightly toasted and with Marmite on, please.


#15
  • Shitloads of Marmite, I get through jars like nobody’s business
  • About a knife’s worth of Marmite per slice
  • Just a suggestion of Marmite

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#16

Just butter


#17

Weird that Bovril is nicer on crumpets but Marmite is nicer on everything else eh


#18


#19

State of ^this


#20

Either a little butter OR jam/PB etc, not both