I think I need to try again with Marmite.
Try what again?
To eat it.
Oh right, yeah, try eating it
Stop kidding yourselves, no one likes marmite.
hang on is lurpak not butter? is this some other elmlea bullshit??
Can I go rogue and have loads of peanut butter, but without any butter underneath?
(it’s buttery enough, but also without the butter layer, the peanut butter sticks to the bread better)
I think marmite’s one of those marmite things.
Lurpak spreadable has rapeseed oil added to make it spreadable.
Could you put some food prep gloves on please and a hat?
Best toast, no exceptions:
Take the two ‘outsiders’ from a thick cut warbutons toastie loaf (orange packet). Medium toasted, slathered in salted Anchor butter (the real stuff).
Your really can’t get better toast than that.
aye but it’s still butter
I’ll be fine with a cup of tea then, thanks.
Never had you down as kinky
and water. Why do people even bother?