Im_on_safari Dad’s Race build up and event day

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Wouldn’t put it past the smooth, naked bastard.
Was checking out a few more of the dads this morning. There’s nothing there I’m overly concerned by. One of them looks and dresses like Corey from Pawn Stars, but there is a guy there that looks like George Lamb and is in good nick.
Was practising my starting sprints in the garden last night. Felt very fast

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I am actually at the point of not even talking to him.
Also, not sure bro in law technically as he is my wife’s sister’s husband

  • errr, yeah bro, that’s your bro in law
  • Under English law, he is nothing to you (nobro)

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Friday is dress down day at work, I will be sporting something similar to this

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56

You are going to work afterwards? Will there be an ice bath there?

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That’s got to whittle the field down, surely? How many professional dads will be able to rearrange a day off at short notice?

So, on the plus side, it increases your chances of coming first. On the minus side, it increases your chances of coming last.

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You’re boned. These will have all the grip of KY Jelly.

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boss said to take the day off if I win. I mean he didn’t say that with actual words or anything, but I guess it’s one of those unwritten rules or something

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Don’t need grip, mate. I glide

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That was not subtle at all.

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Will you be swallowing a couple of jelly beans shortly before the event to ensure slow release energy?

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Have you got a psyche-out sorted for bro-in-law at the start line?

Ready
Steady
I heard you like watersports, Darren!
GO!

In this scenario, his name is Darren.

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I will be too busy chongin down on the inhaler

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Could get the boy to go to a teacher, in sight of Darren, and say something while pointing at Darren just before the race starts.

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I was thinking more along the lines
“the lack of respect you show to my wife is completely out of order…and your fly’s undone”
GO!

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Ready
Steady
“nice shoes, Darren…”
GO!
[while running] “…NOOOOOOT!”

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How long should we ban Im_On_Safari for if they don’t win?

  • 1 minute
  • 1 hour
  • 1 day
  • 1 week
  • 1 month
  • 1 year
  • 1 lifetime

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Ready
Steady
“Darren are you married to my sister or the husband of my wife’s sister"
GO!

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the real quiz

  • Team IoS
  • Team We’ll call him Darren

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Also be careful because you’ll be thinking you’re pissing blood for days. That’ll bring to crashing back down to earth after your big win @Im_On_Safari.

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secret third option: Team Sexy Naked Dad

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