I'm really glad I dont have to...

dunk my head under cold murky UK water and put my butt in the air and feed off the bottom of a pond or river like a swan.

What are you really glad you don’t have to do?

[Lighthearted pls]

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Lick my own butthole clean after a poop like a cat does.

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Yet…

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good thread

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Live in england and be around so many tories.

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Deal with the general public in a work role

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SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

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  • make dinner tonight (other than heating it up)
  • get out of bed at 6.30am tomorrow
  • CW gross eat my poo like a rabbit does
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Eat grass like a cow or sheep

Firstly, what a boring diet, secondly, grass grows on the ground and the ground is where all the other cows and sheep have pooed and weed.

Also, be outside all the time in all weathers like a cow or sheep

Also, be chopped up and eaten like a cow or sheep. Probably should have out that one above eating dirty grass

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Get washed around by the tide all the time like a crab or something, or have to spend my whole life stuck to a rock like a barnacle

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deal with any children

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usually get to live in a shed during the winter

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Be married to Richard, like Judy

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Holy cow, i was literally just writing something (elsewhere on the internet) about r&j

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Live outside. Why do people have to live outside?

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Be married to Punch, like Judy

Yeah I’m also glad I don’t have to eat my own poo