I'm the egg

[Ruffers]

Of Northern Eggland.

[tilty]

Eggcellent

[Icarus-Smicarus]

that’s nice

[Ruffers]

I’m the original egg. All other eggs are false.

[marckee]

Bradford accent:

Yokeshire

[Ruffers]

look at the egg

[drspaceman]

[Aggpass]

I’m the wall

[lwt]

We so eggcited

[Ruffers]

How is that 1 egg 40 eggs

[shrewbie]

I eat eggs like you for breakfast

[Ruffers]

I know who you are now, you’re the lad from big brother.

[drastic_measures]

https://x.com/waynerooney/status/84031584830898176?s=46&t=27fIyckTDSbYEOmxW3K2Sg

[Ruffers]

Always puzzled me what the threat was here. More of Cowell’s hole? Less?

[shrewbie]

cooking an egg 4 the very first time by glynn

[Bamnan]

wish I was an egg

[drastic_measures]

Tony’s going to stand on an egg

[drspaceman]

Albumen’s been on strike

[tilty]

He’s down on his yoke
Eggs tough, so tough

Gina works the fryer all day
Frying all the eggs
She lives for the pay

[hesastopsiiiiign]

What’s big and small at the same time? A big egg