Imagine going to bed early

then waking up and thinking it’s time to get up to go to work, but it;s actually only 4am and you’ve got 3 hours left. Hahhahah amazing. Fuck off.

Genuinely can’t remember the last time I went to bed earlier than 4am.

This happened to me this morning (but I only had another hour and a half)


woke up and got ready for work at 7pm once

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I think the sold out audience would stop me from getting a proper night’s rest

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Fell asleep at 7.30 last night. Woke up at 12.30am and had a sandwich (marmite). Went back to sleep and awoke when my alarm went off at 6.30am. Lovely stuff.

I remember doing this once when I was at school. My parents were very amused.

Also of course:

Early Alabama 3 lyrics needed some work.

A martmite sandwich?!

Yes - exactly that. Marmite in between two slices of bread.